You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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