I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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