i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
pop tarts are not kleenex
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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