Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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