love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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