I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I think my vagina is haunted
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Randomize
