went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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