i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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