I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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