I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
They have beer where we have blood.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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