I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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