Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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