can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Randomize
