i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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