Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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