# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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