hell yes lets make some ravioli
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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