she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
