Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Randomize
