I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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