I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
