Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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