you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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