Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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