Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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