I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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