i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You've changed since you got that strap on
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