Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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