dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Randomize
