i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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