We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
did i just pee glitter
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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