wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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