Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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