piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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