I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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You. Win. At. Life.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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