Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
