Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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