I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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