I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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