let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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