How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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