Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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