did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i came on her dog
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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