do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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