Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
my poor anus
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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