Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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