Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Oh god it's open bar.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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