You just made me feel so damn special
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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