I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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