We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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