yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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