All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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