God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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