My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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