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Wipe that smile off your face.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I would fuck him just for his dog
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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