Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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