adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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