he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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